Full Ass Intentional Living

  • Dear Ijeawele, or A Feminist Manifesto in Fifteen Suggestions by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie – Tiny Book Review #2

    You want to be a stay at home mom who bakes cookies from scratch? DO IT!  You want to be a CEO who wears high heels bigger than the average cock? DO IT.  You want to do both at different points in your life? DO IT. BE A FULL PERSON.  

  • Let’s Talk about Rudolph

    My job allows me to connect with younger people. And it’s incredible. Things that I don’t give much thought to, profoundly hits them. It’s retail so we’ve been playing holiday music for a while now. I typically tune it out, honestly. One night though, Rudolph came on… “You know Dasher and Dancer and…”. I sigh…

  • Wondering

    As I sit here, eating a fruit roll up, which is the same consistency as edible panties (give or take, the panties are a little more… plasticy), I wonder if people are viewing my blog, thinking it’s porn, since the word ass in it. Or if they are searching like… anal sex type stuff, and…

  • One-ing

    I read a book!  I honestly couldn’t even tell you the last time I read, from start to finish, a book. It’s been far too long. And this is where the little books come into play.  I read One-ing by Sheri Ritchlin. It was tiny (64 pages, per the info on Amazon). I think it…

  • Bookage

    I’m busy. I know, I know. Everyone is busy. Parents. Workers. Students. I get it. But, I’m flippin busy, ya’ll. I have two jobs, and a commute so.. work and work-related travel takes up over 70 hours a week for me. Ouch. It’s good. I mostly like my jobs. I’m not complaining. Please note that.…

  • Re-Welcome

    This is (basically) the first post I ever wrote for this space. A year ago. One of two that made an appearance before I abandoned ship. Alas me mateys, the booty is back and ready to go so, here, once again, is the intro to FAIL. Hello!  Welcome!  So… yes.  Nothing should be done half-ass’ed.…

  • Welcome

    Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. I started this a year ago. I wrote two post. And then I went beyond half assing. I zero assed. Nothing. Nada. Epic assless failure, my friends. So. I’m back. My head is here. My heart is here. My.ass.is.here, ya’ll. What is this blog gonna be? Offensive. Silly. Irreverent. But, hopefully also…